ANT makes a pit stop in alligator country to find out what the Sunshine State has to offer. The first stop is Jacksonville, where he gets plucked, tucked, browned and tenderized with Eric, a Florida student preparing for a beauty contest. Later that day, ANT is forced to spend some quality time with the undead when he stays the night in an infamous haunted hotel. How many lesbians does it take to squeeze Ant into a wetsuit? Two, apparently. Sara and Tiphanie offer ANT a quick surf lesson in exchange for priceless wedding gift.