March 1 2015

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6:00 AM
Construction Junction
Dan is torn between the security of his job, and the possibility of making big bucks as part of his friends' construction crew at the new prison being built just outside of town. He turns to Roseanne to help with his decision. David helps an intimidated Jackie set up her new computer, and finds out the next day she hasn't turned it off yet. Jackie's...
6:30 AM
We're Going to Disney World (Part 1 of 2)
Leaving his job at the garage, Dan gets a big vacation and pension check. He suggests they use some to pay bills, and invest the rest. Of course, that isn't logical for the Conner family. Instead, they treat the whole family to a Disney World vacation! Even Roseanne's mom, Bev, is invited! Finished with all the preparations, the Conners finally make...
7:00 AM
Disney World War II (Part 2 of 2)
A phone in the bathroom, a mini-bar, and room service! This must be a vacation, and the Conners can't wait to enjoy it. Although Roseanne cautions them to take it easy because they have four whole days in Disney World, they all run off in different directions, raring to go! D.J. and David take a ride on Space Mountain. Becky and Mark meet Goofy. And...
7:30 AM
Springtime for David
Although he hasn't any skills or experience, David is determined to find a job and move out of the Conners' home. A job at a nearby amusement park seems like the perfect solution. But while the park offers free meals and housing, in return they demand that everyone must conform to their regimented, militaristic rules. Horrified to see David become a...
8:00 AM
Another Mouth to Shut Up
Now that David has a job in Chicago, he and Darlene discuss living together. Then Darlene suggests maybe they should get married.since she's pregnant! In shock, David is terrified of telling Dan and Roseanne. Although Dan is very upset, Roseanne takes the news surprisingly well. In fact, she's got it all figured out. Darlene is going to have a baby...
8:30 AM
Morning Becomes Obnoxious
During a man-on-the-street interview on "Wake Up, Chicago," Roseanne speaks her mind. The producers love her opinionated blue collar outlook so much, they invite her to Chicago to be a guest commentator on the show. But just as she's about to go on the air, a bad case of stage fright overcomes her, and Jackie must come to the rescue with an...
9:00 AM
Opportunity knocks, and the Conners answer! With her divorce final, Jackie's in desperate need of a social life. At Bev's suggestion, she joins a weekly ballroom dancing class to meet men. However, when Jackie starts dating the instructor who normally flirts with all of the older women in the class, Bev screams that Jackie has stolen her man! Then...
9:30 AM
It's Darlene and David's wedding day and, in true Conner style, nothing's usual! Dan is still upset with Darlene and refuses to do anything more than walk her down the aisle. David tells Mark he wishes their parents were there, and Mark is quick to remind him they haven't even called in four years. Nana Mary is in perfect form, partying with David and...
10:00 AM
The queens connect with their inner child as they star in a fun-filled kids TV show.With guest judges Coco and supermodel Paulina Porizkova.
11:00 AM
RuPaul's Drag Race
Black Swan: Why It Gotta Be Black?
The dolls enter the world of classical ballet, coached by Shaping Sound choreographer Travis Wall.With guest judges Chaz Bono and Travis Wall.
12:00 PM
The queens compete in a star-studded TV game show that showcases their celebrity impersonations.With guest judges MTV's Julie Brown and Downtown Julie Brown.
1:00 PM
The queens test their vocal abilities as they sing in RuPaul's 1980s We Are The World inspired charity single.With guest judges La Toya Jackson and The Pointer Sisters.
2:00 PM
(Absolut Episode)The dolls comedy skills are put on the spot as they must roast RuPaul and the celebrity judges in front of a live audience.With guest judges The Help's Leslie Jordan and Absolut Image Czar Jeffrey Moran.
3:00 PM
Untucked: RuPaul's Drag Race
3:30 PM
Something smells fishy, as the queens create, market and film a commercial for their own signature fragrance.With guest judges Aubrey O'Day, and Knots Landing's Joan Van Ark.
4:30 PM
Untucked: RuPaul's Drag Race
5:00 PM
The competition gets spicy as the queens star in a sexy Latin telenovela acting challenge, Casa de Locos. Ay Dios Mio! With guest judges Maria Conchita Alonso and The Sopranos' Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
6:00 PM
Untucked: RuPaul's Drag Race
6:30 PM
The dolls get patriotic, as they are paired up with gay veterans for a drag runway makeover.With guest judges What Not to Wear's Clinton Kelly and Fashion Police's George Kotsiopoulos.
7:30 PM
Untucked: RuPaul's Drag Race
8:00 PM
The race gets sticky and sweet, when the queens compete in a pageant of candy inspired couture.With guest judges CSI's Marg Helgenberger, and legendary designer Bob Mackie.
9:00 PM
Untucked: RuPaul's Drag Race
9:30 PM
The top 3 queens go to court, as Judge Ru presents their final challenge - starring in the music video for RuPaul's hit The Beginning.With special guest mega-attorney Gloria Allred.
10:30 PM
RuPaul's Drag Race
RuPaul's Drag Race: Reunited
Wigs fly as the queens return to discuss the drama of the season.
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Untucked: RuPaul's Drag Race
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Untucked: RuPaul's Drag Race