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6:00 AM
A new class of single ladies refine their flirting techniques with assistance from Drag Professors Nina Flowers, Morgan and Raven. Pop singer Taylor Dayne helps decide who draguates with top honors.
7:00 AM
Three women with dirty jobs are put to the test with Drag Professors Pandora Boxx, Ongina and Shannel cracking the whip. Hollywood's hardest working mom Kris Kardahsian-Jenner joins the faculty for the draguation ceremony.
8:00 AM
The queens perform stand-up comedy routines in front of a live studio audience. RuPaul is joined by extra special guest judges comedienne Rita Rudner and MADTV's Arden Myren.
9:00 AM
RuPaul's Drag Race 3
Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Style
The queens create patriotic video messages for the troops. RuPaul is joined by extra special guest judges Olympian Johnny Weir and Cheryl Tiegs
10:00 AM
The dolls record a single and perform before a live audience. RuPaul is joined by extra special guest judges Jody Watley & Carmen Elektra.
11:00 AM
The queens wig out when they have to compete in a fantasy hair show. RuPaul is joined by extra special guest judges American Idol Fantasia Barrino & comedian-TV host Wayne Brady.
12:00 PM
Will & Grace
Last of the Really Odd Lovers
Grace (DEBRA MESSING) hates herself for her fatal attraction to a boorish neighbor(WOODY HARRELSON) and wants to keep her newborn romance with him a secret;likewise, Will (ERIC McCORMACK) prefers to maintain discretion in his relationship witha much younger man (BRANDEN WILLIAMS).Meanwhile, Jack (SEAN HAYES) revels in the attention lavished on him by...
12:30 PM
Will & Grace
The Third Wheel Gets The Grace
Will (ERIC McCORMACK) returns from vacation to discover that Grace's (DEBRAMESSING) romantic relationship with neighbor Nathan (WOODY HARRELSON) ishumming along, but Nathan feels neglected when Will and Grace resume their chummyfriendship, complete with their own private language and codes.Meanwhile, Jack (SEAN HAYES) proudly takes his newfound son...
1:00 PM
Will & Grace
Crouching Father, Hidden Husband
Jack (SEAN HAYES) is puffed up with paternal pride as he escorts his long-lostteenaged son Elliot (MICHAEL ANGARANO) to a junior high school dance. He coercesGrace (DEBRA MESSING) into posing as Elliot's date, which only revives her owntortured memories of rejection from school dances many years before.Elsewhere, Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) has great fun at...
1:30 PM
After Stan is arrested for tax evasion, Grace (DEBRA MESSING) and Karen (MEGANMULLALLY) timidly visit him in prison. Grace is so moved to help her worried friend thatshe moves right into Karen's deluxe apartment in the sky - where she becomes ademanding guest who's soon hooked on servants, bubble baths and an extravagantlifestyle.Meanwhile, as Stan's...
2:00 PM
Dan's friends and family wonder what's up when he begins pondering the meaning of life. Everyone assumes he's in a pensive mood because he's won so much money in the lottery. When Dan skips Monday Night Football and starts spackling the living room walls at eleven o'clock at night, Roseanne demands an explanation. Dan says he feels like he's been a...
2:30 PM
Roseanne
Someday My Prince Will Come
Prince Carlos of Moldavia sees Kathleen Sullivan's interview of the Conner family and decides that he has to meet Jackie. He arrives at the Lanford Lunchbox and introduces himself to Jackie who thinks it's all a joke until Leon sees the stretch limo outside and tells Jackie that Carlos is for real. Carlos tells Jackie he wants to fly her to New York...
3:00 PM
Roseanne and Jackie check in to an exclusive beauty spa and receive a less than optimistic evaluation. They get seaweed wraps, facials and waxes. They hike and take a yoga class until Roseanne is screaming for mercy and for food. In the regression room, Roseanne experiences a past life as Xena, the warrior princess, and later, she and Jackie are...
3:30 PM
Roseanne, Jackie and Nancy attend a high society party in New York for the launch of a new perfume. They are surrounded by celebrities and society people who prove to be a bunch of name-dropping phonies. They encounter Patsy and Edina at the party where Edina is determined to get Roseanne to part with a lot of her new-found wealth. The women attend a...
4:00 PM
Roseanne
Hoi Polloi Meets Hoity Toity
Astrid Wentworth (who Roseanne and Jackie met at a party) takes Roseanne's clan home to meet her family. Roseanne's amazed at both the opulent surroundings and how repressed everyone is. They wear eight different outfits a day, begin drinking at ten a.m., keep huge stashes of prescription drugs, eat the finest foods and never express a single emotion....
4:30 PM
The Conners go to Washington to visit Dr. Bakshi, whom they met when visiting the Wentworths (9608). En route, they are taken hostage when the train they are all riding on is attacked by terrorists from the country of Monostan. Roseanne is separated from the others because she refuses to keep her mouth shut, and she encounters a Monostan woman who...
5:00 PM
Will & Grace
Loose Lips Sink Relationships
In a sneaky ploy to burn a night off from work at Barney's department store, a connivingJack (SEAN HAYES) plays matchmaker and takes advantage of his geeky femalesupervisor's (PARKER POSEY) interest in Will's (ERIC McCORMACK) fantasy ofmodeling in the store's catalogue. He parlays their mutual desires into a "date," eventhough his unsuspecting friend...
5:30 PM
While a depressed Grace (DEBRA MESSING) wallows in bed as she grieves losing herboyfriend Nathan, an enterprising Will (ERIC McCORMACK) tries all his old tricks tospring her from her mattress and back into the real world's whirl. But when Jack (SEANHAYES) and Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) arrive, Will fears that their bizarre efforts tohelp might actually...
6:00 PM
A desperate Jack (SEAN HAYES) seeks to "in" his rival (MATT DAMON) for the lastspot in a popular gay men's chorus that will tour Europe by dangling a motivated Grace(DEBRA MESSING) as date-bait before him, to prove that he's actually straight.Meanwhile, a scheming Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) tries to pass off an unwitting Will(ERIC McCORMACK) as her lover...
6:30 PM
In the middle of her divorce proceedings, Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) learns thatex-husband, Stan has suddenly passed away. The funeral becomes a contest ofwills between Karen and her British rival (MINNIE DRIVER) - and a free for all,when the will is read for everyone who ever felt deserving, such as Will (ERICMcCORMACK). Meanwhile, Grace (DEBRA MESSING)...
7:00 PM
Stan breaks the news that he's engaged to be married - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy which sparks old feelings in her and she contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.
7:30 PM
Dorothy's old friend, Trudy, comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.
8:00 PM
Dorothy is feeling rundownand tired all the time and has a lack of energy. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel.
8:30 PM
Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge, resulting in a novel that is less then enthralling.
9:00 PM
Dorothy finds a list of things that she wanted to accomplish before a certain age and finds that she hasn't accomplished many of them. So she decides to go after one of them, entertaining people. This leads her to sign up to do a stand up routine at a nightclub. Meanwhile, Blanche finds herself battling the IRS.
9:30 PM
Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join. Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend, especially after he has a heart attack.
10:00 PM
Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles' daughter who makes it clear she wants their relationship to be no more and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money, thanks to a computer error.
10:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Sisters and Other Strangers
Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry. However, the reconciliation does not last long after Blanche reads her recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Meanwhile, Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.
11:00 PM
Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery, but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.
11:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but Blanche is reluctant to even speak to her since she deserted her when she was a child. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy who experiences a date with a convict.
12:00 AM
Will & Grace
Loose Lips Sink Relationships
In a sneaky ploy to burn a night off from work at Barney's department store, a connivingJack (SEAN HAYES) plays matchmaker and takes advantage of his geeky femalesupervisor's (PARKER POSEY) interest in Will's (ERIC McCORMACK) fantasy ofmodeling in the store's catalogue. He parlays their mutual desires into a "date," eventhough his unsuspecting friend...
12:30 AM
While a depressed Grace (DEBRA MESSING) wallows in bed as she grieves losing herboyfriend Nathan, an enterprising Will (ERIC McCORMACK) tries all his old tricks tospring her from her mattress and back into the real world's whirl. But when Jack (SEANHAYES) and Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) arrive, Will fears that their bizarre efforts tohelp might actually...
1:00 AM
A desperate Jack (SEAN HAYES) seeks to "in" his rival (MATT DAMON) for the lastspot in a popular gay men's chorus that will tour Europe by dangling a motivated Grace(DEBRA MESSING) as date-bait before him, to prove that he's actually straight.Meanwhile, a scheming Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) tries to pass off an unwitting Will(ERIC McCORMACK) as her lover...
1:30 AM
In the middle of her divorce proceedings, Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) learns thatex-husband, Stan has suddenly passed away. The funeral becomes a contest ofwills between Karen and her British rival (MINNIE DRIVER) - and a free for all,when the will is read for everyone who ever felt deserving, such as Will (ERICMcCORMACK). Meanwhile, Grace (DEBRA MESSING)...
2:00 AM
Happy Endings
Pilot
Alex suddenly leaves Dave at the altar on the day of their wedding, putting their group of friends (Brad, Jane, Penny and Max) in an awkward position of having to choose sides. All these problems come to a head at Penny's birthday party the following week.
2:30 AM
Happy Endings
Bo Fight
Alex's string of "girls' nights out" start to get on Penny's nerves; Max convinces Dave to track down and fight the man who ruined his wedding; Jane and Brad try to have a night out on the town. As Alex and Dave struggle to move past their wedding day breakup with the support of their family and friends, Jane fears that her marriage to Brad is in...
3:00 AM
Happy Endings
Barefoot Pedaler
When their favorite band is coming to Chicago, Dave and Alex refuse to let their recent break up stand in the way of everyone seeing them together. While Penny is excited about reuniting with Tommy, a Barefoot Pedaler fiddler with whom she had a one-night stand, a YouTube video of the wedding day debacle reopens Dave's emotional wounds. A concert...
3:30 AM
Happy Endings
Dave of the Dead
Dave talks about quitting his office job to start his own restaurant; Max and Jane compete in a series of challenges to determine who would survive a zombie apocalypse; Penny has trouble keeping up with her new hipster boyfriend.
4:00 AM
Happy Endings
The Quicksand Girlfriend
Dave has a one night stand with a girl he met at a bar. But things go awry when he finds himself in a new relationship and the girl constantly smothers him. Meanwhile, Jane tries to help Alex find a new roommate and Penny decides to find herself a more stereotypical gay friend to hang out with.
4:30 AM
Happy Endings
Why Can't You Read Me?
Alex and Jane's sibling rivalry heats up; Dave dates an attractive woman (Bre Blair) with an unusual quirk; Penny gets a new assistant at work; Max and Brad find a new obsession.
5:00 AM
Khadijah, Regine and Synclaire are involved in a car accident with an old woman named Shirley Shortridge. Khadijah's jeep suffers $1500 in damage. Regine believes that they should sue, but Khadijah wants to settle and put the matter behind her. Khadijah and Max negotiate with Shirley and her sleazy lawyer, Jack Peabody. Khadijah ignores Max's advice...
5:30 AM
Living Single
Living Single...With Children
Regine begins dating a single father named Patrick. She gets along wonderfully with his adorable daughter Camille, and agrees to spend the day with her while Patrick is away in New Jersey on business. When Patrick is delayed, Camille spends the night at the apartment. She suffers from a stomachache, and Regine runs herself ragged trying to care for the...