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6:00 AM
Living Single
Forgive Us Our Trespasses
Max is burying herself in her work. She encourages her clients to plea bargain, so that she can get through as many cases as possible. Walter Jackson, a man accused of trespassing at a hospital, thwarts her plans by insisting on going to trial. He believes that he is the Son of God, and says he was only trying to comfort the sick. Khadijah researches...
6:30 AM
Khadijah dreams of kissing Scooter in a hot tub. Max forces her to join her at a New Age retreat, where she hopes to find the purpose of her existence. Synclaire tags along. Khadijah is bewildered when the hot tub at the facility resembles the one in her dream, and is shocked to find Scooter at the retreat. When she tells him about her dream, he...
7:00 AM
Let's make a deal! Jackie agrees to date Dan's co-worker, Fred, if Roseanne agrees to fire Bev from working at the diner. Later, Roseanne is horrified to learn that Bev has sought revenge - she plans to sell her share of the diner to Roseanne's nemesis, Leon Carp!
7:30 AM
Roseanne suspects that D.J. is "up to something" and grills Darlene for information. To her horror, she sees that the two are teaming up against her! Meanwhile, Fred manages to finagle an invitation to Jackie's housewarming party in hopes of convincing her to come back to him.
8:00 AM
Roseanne
A Stash from the Past
The discovery of a mysterious cache of marijuana in the Conner household sparks a smoky chain of events -- leading Roseanne and Dan to the humorous realization that their days of "rebellious youth" are over.
8:30 AM
Roseanne wants another baby. But to everyone's surprise, Jackie breaks the news about being in the "family way" - sending Roseanne into a swirl of activity preparing for Jackie's maternity.
9:00 AM
Nancy thinks that Dan doesn't like her, so to convince her otherwise, Roseanne persuades Dan to pull a Halloween prank. After all, Dan would never waste a "cool" prank on someone he doesn't like! Meanwhile, David and Darlene don't hesitate a moment to spook the master prankster of them all - Roseanne!
9:30 AM
When Darlene surprises everyone with an unannounced visit home from college, David moves out of the Conner household to supposedly make a life with his estranged mother. He actually ends up secretly moving in with Darlene at school. Meanwhile, D.J. enters the experiences of puberty.
10:00 AM
Roseanne
Guilt by Imagination
When one of Dan's old girlfriends, Phyllis, drops back into his life for a lunch date, there are sure to be some fireworks. Meanwhile, Fabio, who gained fame as the gorgeous, hunky cover model for romance novels, appears as a figment of Roseanne's romantic fantasies.
10:30 AM
Sarah Chalke takes over the role of Roseanne and Dan's oldest daughter, Becky. She returns with her husband, Mark, to celebrate the 25th anniversary ofnDan's brightest moment as a football player. While visiting, Becky takes the opportunity to seek marital advice from Roseanne.
11:00 AM
Will & Grace
Loose Lips Sink Relationships
In a sneaky ploy to burn a night off from work at Barney's department store, a connivingJack (SEAN HAYES) plays matchmaker and takes advantage of his geeky femalesupervisor's (PARKER POSEY) interest in Will's (ERIC McCORMACK) fantasy ofmodeling in the store's catalogue. He parlays their mutual desires into a "date," eventhough his unsuspecting friend...
11:30 AM
During an intimate moment, Nathan (WOODY HARRELSON) pops the question ofmarriage to Grace (DEBRA MESSING), but she recoils simply because the situationdidn't fit her childhood fantasy of a proposal - and when she realizes her mistake, sheintends to make up for it by sending out invitations.Meanwhile, Will (ERIC McCORMACK) tries to soothe Grace's...
12:00 PM
While a depressed Grace (DEBRA MESSING) wallows in bed as she grieves losing herboyfriend Nathan, an enterprising Will (ERIC McCORMACK) tries all his old tricks tospring her from her mattress and back into the real world's whirl. But when Jack (SEANHAYES) and Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) arrive, Will fears that their bizarre efforts tohelp might actually...
12:30 PM
Will (ERIC McCORMACK) and Grace (DEBRA MESSING) elect to disagree when itcomes to choosing sides during a mayoral election; she supports the Jewish candidateand he's voting for the gay nominee.
1:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Whose Face is This, Anyway?
Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading after attending her high school reunion and discovers many of classmates have had face lifts. Meanwhile, Rose is making a home movie for class she's taking.
1:30 PM
Dorothy feels that it's her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that he's an illegal alien.
2:00 PM
While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for Jake, the caterer hired for the event. She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.
2:30 PM
Dorothy's daughter, Kate is coming for a visit and has a big announcement. Dorothy is excited when she thinks the announcement is going to be that Kate is pregnant. However, when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose stay up and watch an "I Love Lucy" marathon.
3:00 PM
Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors whom are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.
3:30 PM
While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise birthday party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche and a memory of Sophia's birthday involving her late-husband Sal.
4:00 PM
In this pilot for another series (Empty Nest, obviously the concept was retooled), the girls' friend Renee is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out and her husband's workaholic habits.
4:30 PM
Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale.
5:00 PM
Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years, including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954.
5:30 PM
Rose is shocked to learn that in her late-uncle's will he left her his "Baby". However she is quickly delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig but delighted is not a word to describe Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia, at least not until they learn that when Baby dies Rose gets a large sum of money.
6:00 PM
The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. However, when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convince the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them.
6:30 PM
Will & Grace
Loose Lips Sink Relationships
In a sneaky ploy to burn a night off from work at Barney's department store, a connivingJack (SEAN HAYES) plays matchmaker and takes advantage of his geeky femalesupervisor's (PARKER POSEY) interest in Will's (ERIC McCORMACK) fantasy ofmodeling in the store's catalogue. He parlays their mutual desires into a "date," eventhough his unsuspecting friend...
7:00 PM
During an intimate moment, Nathan (WOODY HARRELSON) pops the question ofmarriage to Grace (DEBRA MESSING), but she recoils simply because the situationdidn't fit her childhood fantasy of a proposal - and when she realizes her mistake, sheintends to make up for it by sending out invitations.Meanwhile, Will (ERIC McCORMACK) tries to soothe Grace's...
7:30 PM
While a depressed Grace (DEBRA MESSING) wallows in bed as she grieves losing herboyfriend Nathan, an enterprising Will (ERIC McCORMACK) tries all his old tricks tospring her from her mattress and back into the real world's whirl. But when Jack (SEANHAYES) and Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) arrive, Will fears that their bizarre efforts tohelp might actually...
8:00 PM
Will (ERIC McCORMACK) and Grace (DEBRA MESSING) elect to disagree when itcomes to choosing sides during a mayoral election; she supports the Jewish candidateand he's voting for the gay nominee.
8:30 PM
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2:00 AM
Bewitched
Samantha Fights City Hall
A neighborhood playground is scheduled for destruction. A supermarket will replace it. Sam and her fellow housewives are upset and Darrin encourages her to organize a protest. He then finds out that the park is owned by Mr. Mossler, a client of McMann and Tate.
2:30 AM
Bewitched
Samantha Loses Her Voice
Samantha comforts Louise, who's had a fight with Larry. Uncle Arthur switches the voices of Sam and Darrin, and they try to keep the Tates from discovering the mishap.
3:00 AM
Bewitched
I Don't Want to Be a Toad, I Want to Be a Butterfly
Darrin's mother insists on paying Tabatha's tuition at a nursery school. Worried about Tabatha's witchcraft, Samantha plans to spend the rest of the day with her.
3:30 AM
Bewitched
Weep No More My Willow
Gladys Kravitz gets the neighbors to petition for the removal of the willow tree Darrin gave Samantha when Tabatha was born. Samantha summons Dr. Bombay, the witches' physician. He chants a spell to restore the ailing tree and make it weep with every breeze.
4:00 AM
Bewitched
Instant Courtesy
Feeling Darrin has been rude to her, Endora resolves to teach him a lesson. She casts a spell on him making him the perfect gentleman.
4:30 AM
Bewitched
Samantha's Super-Maid
Feeling that Samantha needs time to cultivate people who might help darrin's career, Mrs. Stephens persuades her reluctant daughter-in-law to hire a maid.
5:00 AM
Bewitched
Cousin Serena Strikes Again Part 1
Serena turns one of Darrin's old girlfriends, Ms. Clio Vanita, now a client at McMann and Tate, into a monkey. Darrin orders Serena to change Clio back and storms out of the house. Serena pops away and leaves the lady a chimp.
5:30 AM
Bewitched
Cousin Serena Strikes Again Part 2
Serena returns, but Clio the monkey escapes and has adventures with a boy and his mother, and organgrinder, and the police. Serena finally transforms Clio, and Sam presents the organgrinder to Ms. Vanita in Larry's office.