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6:00 AM
Absolutely Fabulous
Parralox
Eddy decides to start a TV production company. While Patsy decides to get Parralox injections. Saffy has job interviews, hoping she can escape them for good.
6:40 AM
Absolutely Fabulous
Fish Farm
Eddy and Patsy go to a Marilyn Manson concert. Eddy wakes up to find a rich, young, attractive man in her garden.
7:20 AM
Absolutely Fabulous
Paris
Patsy tries to relive her modeling days in Paris. Eddy and Saffy go on a mother-daughter adventure.
8:00 AM
Crystal is ready to deliver her baby, but Roseanne gets delayed at work, so Dan steps in as delivery room coach.
8:30 AM
Dan tells Roseanne a lie to cover up a secret: he helped Becky's ex-boyfriend, Mark, out of a difficulty when the young man got drunk and in trouble over his romantic problems with Becky.
9:00 AM
A glamorous Roseanne emerges from her Mother's Day makeover at the Beauty Box, only to discover Becky and Darlene have an ulterior motive behind their very thoughtful gift.
9:30 AM
Roseanne struggles to keep the household intact while looking for a new job. Meanwhile, business is slow at Dan's motorcycle shop and Becky blows up when the family's economic woes put her college plans on hold. D.J., however, manages to pull everyone together with an unexpected scholastic performance.
10:00 AM
Will (ERIC McCORMACK) expects two friends to arrive in New York to plan a wedding.When the bride-to-be falls ill, he asks a willing Grace (DEBRA MESSING) to work withthe clueless groom (STEVEN SHENBAUM) to work out the details, but she gets a littletoo involved in the dreamy details and fancies herself a bride instead.Meanwhile, Will and Karen (MEGAN...
10:30 AM
After his laptop computer is stolen, Will (ERIC McCORMACK) meets a sociable policedetective (MICHAEL DOUGLAS), who takes a special interest in his case. As they goundercover, Will is unaware that the gumshoe is secretly participating in Jack's (SEANHAYES) therapy group for gay men.Elsewhere, Grace (DEBRA MESSING) is again hassled by her psycho...
11:00 AM
An excited Will (ERIC McCORMACK) presents his newly reconciled parents with aromantic cruise on their anniversary, but his idealistic plans are scuttled when he learnsthat each is hiding a secret.Meanwhile, due to Karen's (MEGAN MULLALLY) phobia about elevators, she and Jack(SEAN HAYES) run and puff their way up dozens of stairs to the skytop...
11:30 AM
In the aftermath of his parents' divorce, Will (ERIC McCORMACK) salvages a belovedgarden gnome - nicknamed "Squatsie" - and proudly plants the childhood relic in hisapartment's community area, until Grace (DEBRA MESSING) accidentally delivers acoup de grace on the gnome's dome with a shovel.Elsewhere, Jack (SEAN HAYES) consults his acting coach, Zandra...
12:00 PM
Happy Endings
Secrets and Limos
Brad struggles with whether to tell his new boss about an awkward personal hygiene problem, while "the universe" aligns in Penny's favor. And when Dave starts dating a new girl, he avoids introducing her to his judgmental friends.
12:30 PM
Happy Endings
Spooky Endings
When Penny and Max team up for a mother and baby Halloween costume, they have a difficult time flirting with other guests at a party. Meanwhile, Dave and Alex's costumes provoke unexpected reactions, and Jane and Brad have a harrowing night house-sitting in the suburbs.
1:00 PM
Happy Endings
Lying Around
Brad and Jane secretly enjoy separate "stay-cations" and Max convinces Dave to let him direct a commercial for his food truck. Meanwhile, Penny starts a low-key relationship only to become jealous of Alex's elaborate dates.
1:30 PM
Happy Endings
Full Court Dress
Brad and Dave become entangled in a friendship with Brad's crazy mailman Drew, while Alex struggles to design a new dress for Jane. Meanwhile, Penny competes with Max for the affections of his niece and nephew.
2:00 PM
Happy Endings
The Code War
Max declares war when his old high school girlfriend Angie starts dating Dave. Meanwhile, jealousy over Brad's friendship with a flirtatious co-worker prompts Jane to look for a "work spouse" of her own.
2:30 PM
Happy Endings
Grinches Be Crazy
Jane and Brad's holiday vacation may be put on hold when Jane gives their housekeeper an overly generous tip. And while Max is surprised by how much he enjoys playing Santa at Penny's charity event, Dave redeems several years' worth of Alex's Christmas gift coupons.
3:00 PM
Happy Endings
You Snooze, You Bruise
Dave stands up to a bully at the gym, while Brad realizes how much their Homeowners Association depends on his wife's aggressive management style when Jane finally learns to relax.
3:30 PM
Happy Endings
The Shrink, the Dare, Her Date and Her Brother
Penny starts dating Dave's unprofessional therapist, while Jane and Max compete to see who is less vain. Meanwhile, Brad and Alex find a surprising common interest to bond over.
4:00 PM
Happy Endings
Makin' Changes!
Penny tries to change a guy to better suit her tastes, while Brad rebels against Jane's influence on his life. Meanwhile, Max and Alex accuse Dave of being addicted to V-neck shirts.
4:30 PM
Happy Endings
The St. Valentine's Day Maxssacre
As Penny tries to delay breaking up with her boyfriend until after Valentine's Day, Dave worries that his girlfriend is pulling the same trick on him. Brad struggles to complete his Valentine's Day plans with Jane after a dentist appointment leaves him high on laughing gas. Max reconnects with an old boyfriend.
5:00 PM
Happy Endings
Meat The Parrots
Dave is shocked to learn that his father has started dating Penny's thrice-divorced mother. Meanwhile, Alex convinces Brad and Max to help her stake out a Chinese restaurant she believes is the cover for a brothel.
5:30 PM
Happy Endings
Everybody Loves Grant
The gang becomes obsessed with Max's awesome new boyfriend Grant while Dave struggles to prove that he's still the group's "cool guy".
6:00 PM
8:00 PM
10:00 PM
Batman Returns
1:00 AM
Batman Returns
4:00 AM
Happy Endings
Secrets and Limos
Brad struggles with whether to tell his new boss about an awkward personal hygiene problem, while "the universe" aligns in Penny's favor. And when Dave starts dating a new girl, he avoids introducing her to his judgmental friends.
4:30 AM
Happy Endings
Spooky Endings
When Penny and Max team up for a mother and baby Halloween costume, they have a difficult time flirting with other guests at a party. Meanwhile, Dave and Alex's costumes provoke unexpected reactions, and Jane and Brad have a harrowing night house-sitting in the suburbs.
5:00 AM
Happy Endings
Lying Around
Brad and Jane secretly enjoy separate "stay-cations" and Max convinces Dave to let him direct a commercial for his food truck. Meanwhile, Penny starts a low-key relationship only to become jealous of Alex's elaborate dates.
5:30 AM
Happy Endings
Full Court Dress
Brad and Dave become entangled in a friendship with Brad's crazy mailman Drew, while Alex struggles to design a new dress for Jane. Meanwhile, Penny competes with Max for the affections of his niece and nephew.