• Season 5, Ep 11 · Exclusive

Sugar Ball: Unbleeped Part 1

"Everybody loves puppets!"

12/01/2013 · 9:41

>> PREVIOUSLY ON

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

YOU GET TO ENLIST THESE MEN

INTO YOUR DRAG HOUSE.

>> OH, SHIT.

I'VE NEVER DONE ANYONE ELSE'S

MAKEUP.

>> YOU ARE GOING TO BE WITH

ROXXXY ANDREWS.

>> I THINK IT WAS SABOTAGE.

IT PISSED ME OFF.

[drum line playing]

>> YOU MADE A GOWN FOR YOURSELF,

AND YOU GAVE YOUR SISTER

THE SCRAPS THAT WERE KIND OF

LEFT OVER.

>> IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY WEEK I'M

LETTING YOU DOWN, LETTING YOU

DOWN, LETTING YOU DOWN.

>> ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOU ARE THE

WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

[cheers and applause]

DETOX, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

>> [crying] THANK YOU.

>> COCO MONTRESE, SASHAY AWAY.

>> THANK YOU.

>> TOP FOUR, BITCHES!

>> FINAL FOUR!

[all cheering]

>> WE'RE BACK IN THE WERK ROOM.

AND AFTER FOUR LIP SYNCS,

COCO IS FINALLY GONE.

>> all: "I LOVE YOU ALL.

GIVE THEM HELL, GIRLS."

>> I PLAN ON IT.

>> WE LOVE YOU, COQUITO.

>> I THINK THAT HER PURPOSE HERE

WAS TO GET THAT WHOLE ALYSSA

AND HER THING ACCOMPLISHED AND,

LIKE, OUT OF THE WAY.

AND I THINK THAT AFTER SHE GOT

THAT, SHE WAS KINDA JUST LIKE,

"THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED."

COCO MONTRESE WAS HERE BECAUSE

SHE NEEDED CLOSURE WITH ALYSSA.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M HERE TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT

DRAG SUPERSTAR.

>> HOW ABOUT YOU, MISS WINNER?

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> OH, MY GOD.

I WON A CHALLENGE, YAY!

DAY ONE, WE WALKED IN HERE AS

ROLASKATOX.

AND, GIRL, HERE WE STAND WITH

LITTLE JINKX.

NO OFFENSE, JINKX.

>> JINKX--IT'S LIKE ROLASKATOX

AND JINKX.

>> ROLASKATOX AND JINKX--

THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE

COME TRUE.

IF ONE OF ROLASKATOX IS GIVEN

THE OPPORTUNITY TO SELL SOMEONE

DOWN THE RIVER, THEY'RE GONNA

CHOOSE ME.

>> I HAVE TO GO PLOT AGAINST

YOU GUYS.

>> I NEED TO GO BURN JINKX'S

COSTUMES FROM THE '40s AND

THE '50s AND THE '30s.

>> IF WE'RE DOING A SEWING

CHALLENGE, JINKX IS GONNA BE

LEFT OUT WITH THE TUMBLEWEEDS,

BITCH.

SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME.

[engine starts]

>> ♪ RUPAUL DRAG RACE

>> THE WINNER OF

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES

A SICKENING SUPPLY OF

COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS,

A LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF

ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL, HEADLINE

LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR, AND

A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

JUDGES BOB MACKIE AND

MARG HELGENBERGER.

>> ♪ RUPAUL DRAG RACE♪

>> ♪ MAY THE BEST WOMAN

♪ BEST WOMAN WIN

[tires screech]

[techno music]

>> WHOO-HOO!

>> OH!

>> IT'S SO EMPTY.

>> IT'S THE TOP FOUR.

WE'RE A MILLIMETER AWAY FROM

BEING THE TOP THREE.

IF I HAVE TO INCH MY WAY TO

THE TOP THREE, I'LL DO THAT.

AND I DESERVE IT.

IT'S SO CRAZY THAT IT'S ALMOST

OVER.

>> IT'S JUST US.

>> IT'S JUST GETTING DOWN

TO THE NITTY-GRITTY, HONEY.

>> SO YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE

A LIP SYNC THIS WEEK.

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS NOT

LIP-SYNCHING AT ALL.

>> HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE

AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

IF THEY'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOU

PERFORM?

>> I WOULD PREFER TO GO TO

THE TOP WITHOUT EVER DOING IT,

LIKE, TYRA SANCHEZ-STYLE.

[alarm blares]

>> OOH, GIRL!

>> SAVED BY THE BELL.

>> YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL.

HEY, KIT KATS.

DON'T SNICKER.

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT.

AND SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE

$100,000 BAR-NONE.

SO HERE'S YOUR WHATCHAMACALLIT.

KISSES.

[giggles]

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

>> all: HI.

>> YOU KNOW, EVERY NOW AND THEN,

A DRAG QUEEN NEEDS TO GET THINGS

OFF HER CHESTICLES.

SO FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD

OLD-FASHIONED BITCH-FEST.

AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT WITH

PUPPETS.

>> OH!

>> AHH!

>> [laughs]

>> WHY?

>> all: EVERYBODY LOVES PUPPETS!

>> FIRST, PICK A PUPPET THAT

REPRESENTS ONE OF YOUR

COMPETITORS.

SECOND, DRAG IT UP.

THIRD, YOU AND THE PUPPET HAVE

A BITCH-FEST.

>> [giggles]

>> DETOX, YOU'RE UP FIRST.

I WANT YOU TO REACH DEEP INSIDE,

AND I DON'T MEAN THE PIT CREW'S

ANDREW CHRISTIAN UNDERWEAR.

>> OH, MAN.

OOH, IT'S SO SQUISHY.

ALASKA!

>> NEXT UP, ALASKA.

>> ISN'T THIS A LITTLE HIGH?

>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

IT'S LIKE "A FIST CALLED WANDA."

>> [laughs]

>> [gasps]

ROXXXY!

>> JINKX MONSOON.

>> FEED THAT HOLE, GIRL.

>> WHO'D YOU GET?

>> AW, D-D.

[laughter]

>> ROXXXY, THE SUSPENSE IS

KILLING ME.

>> I GOT CHUCKY.

[laughter]

IT'LL BE SO EASY.

>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!

[dubstep music]

>> I FIND THE RATTIEST, DIRTIEST

BLONDE WIG I CAN FIND, THEN

SPRAY AND [indistinct] IT AND

RUBBING IT TOGETHER, MAKING IT

MATTE AND GROSS.

>> I HATE YOU, DETOX.

>> [chuckles]

>> THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO

MAKE FUN OF JINKX MONSOON.

I AM PAINTING THE NIKE CHECK

CHEEK IN BLACK, 'CAUSE THAT'S

HOW SHE LIKES TO CONTOUR.

>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

TIME'S UP.

LET THE BITCH-FEST BEGIN.

>> DETOX, IT'S TIME TO COME OUT.

[as Detox] I'VE HAD IT.

[normal voice] DETOX.

[as Detox] FUCK.

[laughter]

[as Detox] YOU EVER BEEN BLOWN

BY A GIRL WITH SILICON LIPS?

I CALL IT A SLIP 'N SLIDE.

I MEAN, I JUST WANNA PUT MY

MOUTH ON IT AND GO LIKE THIS--

[gargling]

MEH!

[laughter]

>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE PICKED

UP THAT SLIP 'N SLIDE JOKE.

I'VE NEVER SAID THAT.

I ALWAYS CALL MY MOUTH "MY BLACK

& DECKER PECKER WRECKERS."

>> [as Detox] I'VE HAD IT, I'VE

HAD IT, I'VE HAD IT.

>> [laughs]

>> [as Alaska] DETOX, I'M SO

UPSET.

[normal voice] WHY, ALASKA?

YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS.

[as Alaska] BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY

NICE SHOES!

SHARON GOT ALL THE MONEY AND

I CAN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MYSELF.

AAH!

[normal voice] MY WHOLE IDEA WAS

TO MAKE HER REALLY WHINY, 'CAUSE

ALASKA HAS THIS KIND OF WHINY

VOICE.

[as Alaska] WAH!

[normal voice] OKAY, YOU NEED TO

PULL IT TOGETHER, YOU BOWLEGGED

FUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU.

[laughter]

>> JINKX, GIRL, IT'S TIME FOR

THE RUNWAY.

[as Jinkx] [snoring]

JINKX?

JINKX?

[as Jinkx] [snoring]

HUH? OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD. I LOOK--

DO I LOOK OKAY?

CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME WITH

MY MAKEUP?

MICHELLE TOLD ME THAT MY CHEEKS

WERE TOO MUCH.

IS THIS TOO MUCH?

IS THE BLEND OKAY?

[regular voice] SO, JINKX, YOU

THINK YOU'RE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

SUPERSTAR.

[as Jinkx] YOU KNOW, I TRY TO

SEEM SO INNOCENT ALL THE TIME,

BUT I'M REALLY A BITCH.

AND I'M HERE TO WIN.

AND YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.

[normal voice] OKAY, JINKX, I'VE

HAD ENOUGH. YOU CAN GO HOME.

[as Jinkx] ANYONE KNOW WHICH WAY

SEATTLE IS?

THIS WAY.

>> THAT WAS RUDE.

>> THAT WASN'T RUDE.

>> THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

>> ROXXXY, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR OUTFIT?

[as Roxxxy] SAME PLACE

I ALWAYS GET MY OUTFIT, GIRL.

I MADE IT TEN MINUTES BEFORE

I GOT ON THE RUNWAY.

HEY!

WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

[normal voice] OH, MY GOD--

ROXXXY, I DON'T THINK THAT WIG

IS REALLY WORKING WITH THIS

OUTFIT.

[as Roxxxy] THAT'S OKAY, Y'ALL.

I GOT ANOTHER WIG UNDERNEATH!

[laughter]

[normal voice] I'M CLOCKING THAT

TEAR-AWAY.

[as Roxxxy] GIRL, I GOT

A TEAR-AWAY--UNDERNEATH MY

TEAR-AWAY!

>> [laughs]

>> A SWIMSUIT!

HEY!

WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

>> YEAH, BITCH, YOU BETTER KEEP

REPEATING THAT, 'CAUSE AMERICA'S

GONNA KNOW.

WHEN THEY BUY THAT SONG ON

ITUNES, CAN I GET AN AMEN?,

THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "WHERE MY

PEOPLE AT?"

>> WOW.

YOU GIRLS DIDN'T PULL ANY

PUNCHES.

BUT ONE OF YOU REALLY MADE YOUR

FELLOW QUEEN EAT IT.

THE WINNER IS...

ALASKA.

>> [as Roxxxy] HEY!

HEY!

WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

>> LADIES, I HOPE YOU LEFT ROOM

FOR DESSERT.

>> MMM.

>> BECAUSE FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

CHALLENGE, WE'RE THROWING

THE FIRST EVER--

[echoes] SUGAR BALL.

YOU'LL EACH NEED TO WHIP UP

THREE LUSCIOUS LOOKS.

FIRST CATEGORY IS...

SUPER DUPER SWEET 16--

TEENAGE PARTY GIRL.

SECOND CATEGORY IS SUGAR MAMA--

EXECUTIVE REALNESS.

THIRD CATEGORY IS THE TASTIEST

OF THEM ALL--

CANDY COUTURE.

>> OOH.

>> EDIBLE ELEGANZA.

YOU'LL BE MAKING HIGH-CALORIE

FASHION USING THESE STICKY AND

SWEET CONFECTIONS, PROVIDED BY

CANDY WAREHOUSE.

ALASKA, YOU WON THE MINI

CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET

A 15-SECOND HEAD START.

GO.

[upbeat music]

>> GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

ENGINES.

AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

>> OOH!

>> THIS CHALLENGE IS ABOUT

SEWING AND CREATING.

AAH, MY BALLS!

THESE BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW

TO SEW.

THIS IS MY ELEMENT OF DRAG.

>> DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT KINDA

DIRECTION THEY'RE GONNA GO IN?

>> I KNOW EXACTLY THE DIRECTION

I'M GOING IN.

>> DO YOU?

>> YES.

I'M GOING ALEXANDER MCQUEEN

DOES CHRISTMAS.

[chuckles]

>> GIRL, SHE'S GOING FOR

A WINTER WONDERLAND LOOK, BITCH.

>> IT LOOKS CRAZY.

JUST 'CAUSE YOU THROW SOME

ANTLERS ON YOUR GODDAMN HEAD

AND YOU CALL IT AN

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN LOOK?

GOOD LUCK, JINKX.

>> COMING UP...

>> I'VE FUCKING HAD IT.

>> GIRL, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP

BANGING?

>> ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT

BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

SUPERSTAR?

>> [laughing]