• Season 5, Ep 11 · Exclusive

Sugar Ball: Unbleeped Part 5

S**t gets ruuuueal during the judges' critiques.

12/01/2013 · 6:23

>> [laughing]

>> WELCOME, LADIES.

THANKS TO YOUR CANDY COUTURE,

I'VE GOT A CAVITY.

AND IT'S THROBBING.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

CRITIQUES.

FIRST UP, ALASKA.

>> HI.

>> ALASKA, SO SUGAR BABIES WAS

REALLY CUTE.

I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A LITTLE

SIMPLE.

BUT YOUR SWEET 16, PERFECTION.

>> I SEE THESE GIRLS ALL OVER

MY PART OF LOS ANGELES.

[laughs]

AND I LOVE HOW YOU COMMITTED

TO THE CHARACTER.

>> THE COUGAR LADY, PERFECT IN

EVERY WAY.

AND THE COTTON CANDY IS, TO ME,

THE BEST REPRESENTATION OF

CANDY.

I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE

WHEN YOU WALKED OUT.

THAT'S IMPORTANT.

>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP

JINKX MONSOON.

>> THE SUGAR BABIES NUMBER,

YOU REALLY STOOD OUT.

'CAUSE I DID LIKE YOUR

GOOGLY-EYE BIT.

>> YOUR SWEET 16 PARTY GIRL--

16 GOING ON 47.

LIKE, SHE DIDN'T FEEL YOUNG AT

ALL.

>> WHEN I WALKED INTO THE WERK

ROOM, YOU HAD A BIG HOOP SKIRT

THAT YOU HAD DOCTORED AND--

>> OH, YES.

I THINK IT WAS A GOOD CHOICE

NOT TO TRY TO DO TOO MUCH IN

ONE LOOK.

>> JINKX, YOU BREAK MY HEART.

I REALLY WANNA SEE CANDY GLUED

TO EVERY PIECE OF FABRIC THAT

YOU HAVE ON.

A HOOP SKIRT WOULD'VE ALLOWED

YOU TO GLUE MORE CANDY ONTO

YOUR OUTFIT.

>> UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

>> YOUR SWEET 16 PARTY GIRL,

I LOVE THAT YOU DID THE EDIBLE

MARSHMALLOW JEWELRY.

ALTHOUGH, SHE WAS A REALLY

PROMISCUOUS LOOKING 16-YEAR-OLD.

>> THE EXECUTIVE LOOK I LOVE.

YOU JUST LOOKED LIKE A BITCH

ON WHEELS.

I LOVED IT.

>> YOU REMINDED ME OF, UH,

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA.

AND I LOVE THE CANDY COUTURE

OUTFIT.

YOU SHOULD MAKE IT FOR YOURSELF

OUT OF REAL FABRIC, BECAUSE YOU

LOOK GREAT IN IT.

IT'S SO FLATTERING.

>> UP NEXT, DETOX.

>> I LIKED YOUR SWEET 16 '80s

LOOK--YOUR ATTITUDE, THE JACKET.

AND THE SUGAR MAMA EXECUTIVE

REMINDED ME OF, LIKE,

GLENN CLOSE IN FATAL ATTRACTION.

>> YOUR CANDY COUTURE, THOUGH...

GIRL, IT'S A STRETCH.

>> IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT THERE'S

A DISCONNECT BETWEEN BUYING

SOMETHING OFF THE RACK VERSUS

DESIGNING SOMETHING FOR

YOURSELF.

AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION YOUR

TASTE LEVEL.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, DETOX.

LADIES, I HATE TO END ON

A SOUR PATCH, BUT I HAVE ONE

FINAL QUESTION.

WHICH ONE OF YOU SWEETHEARTS

DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN

THE TOP THREE AND WHY?

STARTING WITH JINKX.

>> THE ONE WHO HAS FALLEN SHORT

MOST OFTEN UP HERE IS DETOX.

>> ALASKA, SAME QUESTION.

>> I WOULD SAY JINKX MONSOON.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER, BUT

I FEEL LIKE THERE'S MATURING

THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE.

>> ROXXXY ANDREWS?

>> JINKX MONSOON.

THE CHALLENGES THAT SHE NEEDED

TO STEP OUTSIDE OF HER BOX AND

DESIGN AND BE CREATIVE, SHE

DIDN'T DO WELL.

I HAD TO BE FUNNY WHERE I HAD

TO BE FUNNY.

AND IT WHEN IT LANDED ME IN

THE BOTTOM, IT LANDED ME

IN THE BOTTOM.

>> DETOX?

>> I DO AGREE WITH THE OTHER

GIRLS.

IT'S NOT REALLY A SCHOOL FOR

GIRLS.

IT'S A COMPETITION FOR THE BEST

OF THE BEST.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, LADIES.

I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

NOW WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN

THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE,

THE JUDGES AND WILL DELIBERATE.

[engine starts]

ALL RIGHT.

JUST BETWEEN US "GOILS," WHAT DO

YOU THINK?

LET'S START WITH ALASKA.

>> ALASKA REALLY BROUGHT THREE

FULLY REALIZED LOOKS.

I LIKED HER SWEET 16 NUMBER.

>> THE ONLY THING IS I WOULD'VE

MAYBE HAVE LIKED TO HAVE SEEN,

LIKE, A LIGHT COLOR DRESS.

LIKE, WHY BLACK?

>> IT'S THE DAYS OF WEARING

A LOT OF FLUFFY PINK DOESN'T

EXIST ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, THEY WANNA LOOK LIKE

A WHORE.

[laughter]

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT, BOB?

[laughter]

>> THE EXECUTIVE SUGAR MAMA,

SHE COMMITTED TO WHO SHE WAS

BOSSING AROUND.

I LOVED IT.

>> IT COULD GO REALLY BAD FOR

A MAN IN DRAG WEARING A BLAZER

AND A PAIR OF SLACKS.

BUT THE WAY SHE CUT IN AT

THE WAIST, THE WAY SHE PADDED

HERSELF, I BOUGHT IT.

>> I THOUGHT THE CANDY COSTUME

WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY

SAID CANDY WHEN SHE WALKED OUT.

AND I THINK SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE

THOSE LEGS.

>> SHE'S BOWLEGGED.

>> YEAH, SHE IS.

BUT BOY, FROM THE CROTCH DOWN,

SHE'S A STAR.

[laughter]

>> DETOX.

>> HER SWEET 16 JUST LEFT ME,

LIKE, "UGH. REALLY?

I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN DO BETTER

THAN THAT."

I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT

FROM HER.

>> THE EXECUTIVE LOOK, WHAT

I LIKED MOST ABOUT THE CRAZY-ASS

HAIR JUXTAPOSED WITH THAT, LIKE,

VERY SLEEK SUIT.

>> SHE WAS VERY PREPARED WITH

THE FASHION THAT SHE BROUGHT.

BUT THEN WHEN SHE IS ASKED TO DO

SOMETHING FROM SCRATCH, LIKE,

THE TASTE LEVEL, LIKE,

DISAPPEARS.

>> IF THEY'RE GONNA DESIGN THEIR

OWN DRESS, THEY HAVE TO KNOW

HOW TO WORK THAT DRESS.

SHE DIDN'T WORK IT AT ALL.

SHE NEVER DID ANYTHING EXCEPT

JUST STUMBLE OVER IT AND TRIP

ALL OVER IT.

>> ROXXXY ANDREWS.

>> ROXXXY WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO

BROUGHT CANDY TO EACH AND EVERY

ONE OF HER LOOKS.

>> THE SUGAR MAMA EXECUTIVE,

I LOVED HER ATTITUDE.

THERE WAS SOMETHING--I KIND OF

LIKED THAT IT WAS A SHORT DRESS,

AND SHE'S KINDA GOT, YOU KNOW,

MUSCULAR THIGHS.

>> HER CANDY COUTURE WAS MY

FAVORITE OF THE NIGHT.

>> BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS

CANDY.

>> BUT SHE WORKED IT.

>> WHEN I WAS BACKSTAGE WITH

HER, SHE HAD SOMETHING

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, SOMETHING

THAT LOOKED LIKE A CANDY-COATED

DORITO.

>> [laughs]

THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

>> YEAH, IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

BUT I QUESTIONED IT, AND SHE

CHANGED IT, YOU KNOW?

AND THAT'S THE SIGN OF SOMEONE

WHO IS PAYING ATTENTION.

ALL RIGHT.

MOVING ON TO JINKX MONSOON.

>> I THINK SHE'S A TERRIFIC

PERFORMER.

BUT AS FAR AS THE CANDY COUTURE

OUTFIT GOES, IT JUST DIDN'T

REALLY WORK.

>> IF YOU CAN'T TELL THAT YOUR

'70s-INSPIRED LOOK ISN'T REALLY

DOING THE SWEET 16 THING,

I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA

KNOW THAT.

>> SHE LOOKED LIKE BETTE DAVIS

IN HUSH...HUSH, SWEET CHARLOTTE.

>> [laughs]

I MEAN, TRULY--THAT LONG WIG

AND THAT WEIRD LACY UGLY DRESS.

>> JINKX KINDA FAILED AT EVERY

SINGLE ONE OF THE THINGS

TONIGHT.

ALTHOUGH I DID FEEL, REALLY,

THAT SHE WAS GETTING THROWN

UNDER THE BUS BY ROLODEX HERE.

>> R-ROLASKATOX.

>> YEAH. THEY'RE ROLODEX.

I THINK THEY WERE LIKE, "OH,

LET'S GET TO THE TOP THREE

TOGETHER."

IT WAS LIKE SEASON ONE OF

SURVIVOR.

>> [laughs]

>> SILENCE.

I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

[singsong] BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

>> [laughing]