Hi.I'm Bob The Drag Queen,

a queen for the people.

And as a public servant,I believe in serving the people.

That's why I want BJs

for every single American.

That's right, better jobsfor every American.

Buy yourself something pretty.

I believe instrong drag family values.

I adopted these threeneedy drag babies,

and Derrick Barryonly had one baby...

for breakfast.

[eerie music]

[laughter]

[chomping]

Bob The Drag Queen has a plan--

the gay agenda--

and it's designed by lesbians,

so you know it works.

[laughter]

Bob The Drag Queenfor president.

Why?

Because I didn'teat a [bleep] baby.

This ad was paid forby my Uncle Steve.

He got money, girl.