• Season 5, Ep 11 · Exclusive

Sugar Ball: Unbleeped Part 3

Alaska is going through it trying to choreograph the team's "Sugar Babies" dance.

12/01/2013 · 7:10

>> [laughing]

[techno music]

>> TODAY WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH

A LIP-SYNC PERFORMANCE TO A SONG

CALLED SUGAR BABIES.

ALL RIGHT.

>> THIS MUSICAL NUMBER IS RIGHT

UP MY ALLEY.

THIS IS ME IN MY ELEMENT.

>> I'M NO ALYSSA EDWARDS WHEN

IT COMES TO CHOREOGRAPHY.

>> YOU'RE NOT A CHOREOGRAPHER

TO THE STARS?

>> I'M NOT.

WE'LL ENTER IN THAT ORDER--

YOU, HER, HER, ME.

>> YOU WANT US TO ENTER AND

GO WHERE?

AND HOW DO YOU WANT US TO ENTER?

WE ALL KNOW ALASKA IS NOT

THE BEST DANCER, SO WE DON'T

KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

>> ♪ WE ARE, WE ARE

♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

♪ THE SUGAR BABIES

>> WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ELSE

HERE.

>> [coughs]

>> 'CAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY CUTE

FOR THE FIRST PART.

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA

DO?

SHOULD WE DO, LIKE, A LITTLE UP,

DOWN THING TOO?

LIKE ALASKA AND I--

[laughs] YEAH.

>> IT'S CONFUSING TO ME THOUGH.

>> ♪ WE ARE, WE ARE

♪ SO SIMPLE

ALASKA'S LUCKY, 'CAUSE IF IT WAS

SOME KINDA POP, POP, BOOTY,

KINDA POP, POP, POP, POP, POP,

IT'D BE A HOT MESS.

>> THAT'S TOO COMPLICATED.

[laughs]

>> IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF WE DID

SOMETHING WHERE WE'RE LICKING

THE SUCKERS, AND THEN WE'RE

HAVING, LIKE, A SUGAR HIGH.

>> WHY DON'T WE DO THE CIRCLE

THING?

THEY ALWAYS DO A CIRCLE THING.

>> SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR.

>> JINKX IS ACTING A LITTLE TOO

WILD.

AND I KNOW ROXXXY AND I ARE

GETTING ANNOYED.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY

OF THAT BULLSHIT.

WHICH WAY ARE YOU GONNA START,

ROX?

>> I'LL START RIGHT TO LEFT.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> SHOULD WE ALL BE GOING

THE SAME WAY?

>> NO, OPPOSITES.

>> I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY, SO

FOLLOW ME.

>> YEAH, WE'LL ALL FOLLOW YOU.

>> ♪ SUGARCOATED CONES

♪ OUR LIPS ARE GLAZED

♪ OUR EYES ARE CANDY-CRAZED

>> WHOA.

>> YOU'RE WRONG JINKX, ON

THE LOLLIPOP.

GIRL, IT'S LEFT TO RIGHT.

IT'S NOT SCIENCE.

>> ♪ OUR LIPS ARE GLAZED

>> WE'RE SO OFF.

>> WE'RE ALL RELYING ON EACH

OTHER TO FIGURE OUT WHERE WE'RE

MOVING OUR CANDY CANES.

AND JINKX IS GOING SUPER FAST.

IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO

BE A SCENE STEALER, AND THAT'S

THROWING THE REST OF THE GROUP

OFF.

>> THE REASON I KEEP GETTING

OFF, ROXXXY YOU PASS BY ME SO

CLOSE THAT I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU

WHEN I'M DOING THIS.

>> 'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU

SWITCH.

>> OH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS FINE.

>> BUT YOU WERE STILL OFF.

>> 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU

WHEN YOU WALK PAST ME.

>> IF YOU HIT ME, I'M GONNA HIT

YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE.

JUST SAYIN'.

>> ROXXXY'S GRASPING AT STRAWS

TO TRY TO SHAKE ME.

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'VE NEVER

HAD TO LIP-SYNCH FOR MY LIFE.

AND SO ANY CHANCE SHE GETS,

SHE'S COMING FOR ME.

>> ♪ WE'RE SWEET AS PIE ♪

♪ THE KIND YOU WANNA TRY

♪ WITH JELLY-FRIENDLY

♪ SUGARCOATED CONES

>> SO, UM, ARE YOU NOT

LIP-SYNCHING ON PURPOSE?

>> I DON'T KNOW IT YET.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M

SAYING.

>> I'M JUST CHECKING.

WE'RE ALL SORT OF AT LEAST

FAKING OUR WAY THROUGH

THE LIP SYNC, BUT, LIKE,

ROXXXY'S JUST, LIKE, NOT MOVING

HER MOUTH AT ALL.

IT'S LIKE, "OH, OKAY."

>> DO YOU WANT ME, YOU, AND

DETOX END WITH BOTH OF OUR

HANDS UP?

OR THE RIGHT ON THE RIGHT HAND,

LEFT ON THE LEFT HAND, AND YOU

IN THE MIDDLE?

>> YEAH, THAT.

>> AM I IN THE MIDDLE OR

THE SIDE?

WHERE DO YOU WANT ME?

IF IT TOTALLY TANKS, I DON'T

THINK THAT IT'S ANYBODY ELSE'S

RESPONSIBILITY, EXCEPT FOR

ALASKA'S.

>> WHEW.

>> WE'RE BACK IN FROM REHEARSAL.

WE ALL HAVE A LOT TO DO.

WE HAVE THREE LOOKS TO PLAN

FOR TOMORROW.

AND THE TENSIONS ARE HIGH,

SO LET'S GET TO WORK.

>> WELL, GIRLS, IT'S AWFULLY

QUIET.

>> YEAH, GIRL, WE GOT WORK

TO DO.

>> [yawns]

[snores lightly]

THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TO DO.

AND THE NARCOLEPSY KICKS IN,

AND IT'S A STRUGGLE JUST TO KEEP

MY EYELIDS OPEN.

I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT I'M

LOOKING AT ANYMORE.

[can rattling]

[spraying]

OH, FUCK.

I'M STARTING TO GET SO TIRED.

LIKE, I'M HALF ASLEEP, TRYING

TO MAKE A DRESS.

WHEN I SHAKE MYSELF OUT OF IT,

I LOOK AT MY DRESS AND I'M LIKE,

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED IT

TO LOOK LIKE.

I'M PANICKING, YEAH.

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN JINKX SO

FREAKED OUT, ON THE VERGE

OF TEARS.

A LITTLE PART OF ME IS SO HAPPY,

BECAUSE THE JUDGES ARE FINALLY

GONNA SEE THAT SHE'S A WHOLE HOT

FUCKING TRAILER CHRISTMAS MESS.

ABOUT TIME.

[techno music]

[fake crying]

>> IT'S ELIMINATION DAY.

AND WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO

FOR THIS SUGAR BAR.

AT THE END OF TODAY, THERE WILL

ONLY BE THREE OF US.

IT'S SCARY.

>> IS IT HIDEOUS, OR IS IT NOT

HIDEOUS?

>> I MEAN, IT'S A LOT OF STUFF

GOING ON.

>> I MEAN, A BIG PART OF ME JUST

WANTS TO DITCH THE BIG HOOP

SKIRT THING, BUT THEN I ONLY

HAVE CANDY ON MY CORSET.

>> RIGHT.

>> I'M GOING BACK AND FORTH.

IT'S LIKE--CUT THIS AND LOSE

MOST OF THE CANDY AND MOST OF

THE WORK I DID, OR KEEP THIS AND

RISKING LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE

JOKE ON THE RUNWAY.

I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

>> HOW MUCH WORK DOES EVERYONE

HAVE LEFT TO DO?

>> I STILL HAVE TO, LIKE,

FINISH THIS JEWELRY UP AND THEN

PUT A STRAP ON THIS DRESS.

AND THEN I'M GONNA START WORKING

ON HAIR.

DID YOU CHANGE ANYTHING?

>> I JUST ADDED SOME MORE CANDY.

>> OKAY.

>> AND I NEED TO FINISH ADDING

CANDY.

I'M LIKING IT A LOT MUCH MORE

NOW I ADDED THESE LITTLE

CARNATION THINGS TO IT.

I'M GONNA DO A COUPLE MORE.

>> I LOVE IT.

>> DETOX'S CANDY COUTURE OUTFIT

DOESN'T LOOK CANDY-INSPIRED

IN THE SLIGHTEST.

HEREIN LIES THE PROBLEM OF

HAVING A BEST FRIEND IN THIS

COMPETITION.

ROXXXY'S SO CLOSE TO DETOX, SHE

CAN'T BRING HERSELF TO SAY,

"DETOX, THAT DRESS DOESN'T READ

AS CANDY."

>> SHIT.

GODDAMN.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS?

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT ISN'T GOING

ON.

IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF.

WE'RE COMPLETELY RUNNING OUT OF

TIME.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST GO ON

AND LOOK GOOD, AND THAT'S NOT

HAPPENING.

[object clatters]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

AAH!

>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

>> THE CANDY IS FALLING OFF.

CHUNKS OF THE COTTON CANDY

CLOUDS ARE JUST SHATTERING.

>> FUCK SUCKING HELL.

SHIT.

I BROKE MY ENTIRE OUTFIT, SO--

>> WHAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS THING'S

GOING TO GET DOWN THE RUNWAY.

I'M COMPLETELY PANICKING RIGHT

NOW.

OW.

>> ALASKA AND JINKX, THEY'RE

BOTH THE WEAKEST IN THE

COMPETITION.

>> JESUS CHRIST.

>> IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO

LIP-SYNCH FOR THEIR LIFE.

>> COMING UP...

>> AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION

YOUR TASTE LEVEL.

>> SHE WAS A REALLY PROMISCUOUS

LOOKING 16-YEAR-OLD.

>> YOU KNOW, THEY WANNA LOOK

LIKE A WHORE.

>> [laughing]