• Season 5, Ep 11 · Exclusive

Sugar Ball: Unbleeped Part 4

The queens dance their sugar balls off in front of the judges.

12/01/2013 · 6:31

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[RuPaul's Cover Girl ]

♪ COVER GIRL

♪ PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

♪ HEAD TO TOE

♪ LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

♪ AND WHAT

WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

MICHELLE VISAGE, HEY SUGAR.

>> YOU ARE GIVING ME JERSEY

COUTURE TONIGHT, HONEY.

>> [laughs]

>> SANTINO RICE, YOU WANT SOME

CANDY, LITTLE BOY?

>> OH, YES, PLEASE.

>> MARG HELGENBERGER, YOU LOOK

SCRUMPTIOUS.

>> THANK YOU, RU.

YOU LOOK FABULOUS IN THAT ANIMAL

PRINT.

>> SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.

AND HE'S BACK!

THE VERY FIRST JUDGE OF

THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF

DRAG RACE--

MY IDOL BOB MACKIE.

>> YOU'RE LOOKING GORGEOUS.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY--

CHER WAS BORN NAKED AND THE REST

WAS BOB MACKIE.

[laughter]

THIS WEEK OUR QUEENS WERE LIKE

KIDS IN A CANDY STORE, CREATING

THREE DIFFERENT SARTORIAL

CONFECTIONS.

ARE YOU READY TO GET THIS

SUGAR BALL ROLLING?

>> HELL YES!

>> YES, MA'AM.

>> GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

ENGINES.

AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

[whimsical music]

>> ♪ WE'RE SWEET AS PIE ♪

♪ THE KIND YOU WANNA TRY

♪ WITH JELLY-FRIENDLY

♪ SUGARCOATED CONES

>> ♪ OUR LIPS ARE GLAZED

♪ OUR EYES ARE CANDY-CRAZED

♪ AND CHOCOLATE POWDER'S BEST ♪

♪ FOR UNDERTONES

>> ♪ ALTHOUGH WE AIM TO PLEASE

♪ CONFECTION SUCH A TEASE

♪ DIABETES SURE

♪ CAN KILL THE MOOD

>> ♪ WE'RE JUST HERE ♪

♪ TO CELEBRATE

♪ SO HAVE YOUR CAKE

♪ AND EAT IT TOO, DUDE

>> ♪ WE ARE, WE ARE

>> ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

>> ♪ THE SUGAR BABIES

♪ WE ARE, WE ARE

>> ♪ UH-HUH

>> ♪ THE SUGAR SUGAR

♪ SUGAR BABIES

♪ WE ARE, WE ARE

>> ♪ AMEN

>> ♪ THE SUGAR BABIES

♪ WE ARE, WE ARE

>> ♪ THE SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR

♪ BABIES

♪ SUGAR

>> YEAH!

[laughter, applause]

>> LET THE SUGAR BALL BEGIN.

CATEGORY IS SUPER DUPER

SWEET 16.

OH, MY GOD!

FIRST UP, ALASKA.

HI!

>> DAD GOT ME THIS NOSE FOR

MY BIRTHDAY.

>> YES.

[laughter]

>> IT'S HER 16TH BIRTHDAY AND

HER DAD PAID FOR EVERYTHING,

BUT HER STUPID FRIENDS WON'T

TEXT HER BACK.

>> YOUNG LADY, YOU BETTER NOT

BE SEXTING.

>> MOM, YOU'VE RUINED

EVERYTHING!

>> NEXT UP, JINKX MONSOON.

OH, A HIPPY GIRL.

ALMOST FAMOUS.

>> THIS IS PACIFIC NORTHWEST

STONER CHICK EXTRAVAGANZA LOOK.

>> JINKX, I READ YOUR DIARY,

AND WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.

>> MY NAME'S NOT JINKX ANYMORE.

IT'S DREAM CATCHER.

[laughter]

>> UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

>> USHER IS PERFORMING AT MY

SWEET 16.

>> OH!

>> SHE GOT A MARSHMALLOW RING?

>> YEAH!

>> WHERE MY PEEPS AT?

>> I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE.

THE JUDGES ARE SMILING.

I'M GIVING THEM 16-YEAR-OLD

REALNESS.

>> SHE'S 16 GOING ON SICKENING.

[laughter]

UP NEXT, DETOX.

>> SHE'S A PINK LADY.

>> PINK LADY'S RULE THE SCHOOL.

>> YEAH.

>> MY SWEET 16 LOOK IS

'80s-INSPIRED.

I'M WORKING THIS LOLLIPOP, SEXY

SWEET 16.

>> RIZZO'S P.G.

>> PASS IT ON.

>> [laughs]

>> CATEGORY IS SUGAR MAMA

EXECUTIVE REALNESS.

ALASKA.

>> COUGAR LADY.

>> YES.

SHE'S SERVING BARBARA CORCORAN.

[laughter]

>> THIS WOMAN TAKES HER JOB

VERY SERIOUSLY.

SHE'S COMING TO VISIT THE

CONSTRUCTION SITE AND BY GOD,

THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY

BULLSHIT.

>> TEAR DOWN THAT BITCH OF

BEARING WALL.

[laughter]

JINKX MONSOON.

IT'S LACROIX, DARLING.

IT'S LACROIX.

[laughter]

>> I AM JUST CAMPING IT DOWN

THE RUNWAY WITH EVERY UTENSIL

I COULD FIND STUCK IN MY LITTLE

FRENCH TWIST.

>> SHE DOES GIVE GOOD HEAD

MISTRESS.

ROXXXY ANDREWS.

>> PORK BELLIES?

SELL! BUY! NO!

>> TINA KNOWLES, I'M NOT BUYING

YOUR LINE.

>> YES.

[laughter]

>> I'M IN MY LITTLE SHORT VELVET

DRESS WITH MY GUMMY BEARS.

AND I AM FEELING SICKENING.

C-E-OH-NO-SHE-DIDN'T.

>> UP NEXT, DETOX.

SERVING MUGLER.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> NO LADY IS EVER SURE AT

NIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> I'VE ANGEL PERFUME AND

MY THIERRY MUGLER BAG.

TAKE THAT AND SUCK ON IT.

>> LOVE THAT BLAZER.

IT'S A REAL POWER TOP.

>> [cackles]

KINDA LIKE ME!

>> [laughs]

CATEGORY IS CANDY COUTURE

EDIBLE ELEGANZA.

FIRST UP, ALASKA.

I THINK THE MATERIAL IS

A COTTON CANDY BLEND.

>> I WAS HAVING SOME SERIOUS

ISSUES WITH THIS COTTON CANDY

FANTASY.

SO I'M FEELING BEAUTIFUL AND

RIGHT, BUT PLEASE, CANDY

COUTURE, DON'T FALL APART.

>> FLUFF THE MAGIC DRAG QUEEN.

>> MMM.

>> JINKX MONSOON.

IT'S A HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS.

>> AND HER BREATH IS MINTY

FRESH.

I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR THAT DAMN

HOOP SKIRT.

I COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED WITH

THE WAY IT TURNED OUT.

I AM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW JINKX.

>> PEPPERMINT PATTY REALNESS.

>> THIS IS A STAG PARTY.

[laughter]

>> ROXXXY ANDREWS.

>> OOH.

>> WOW.

>> TASTE THE RAINBOW...

>> BITCHES.

>> THOSE JUDGES CANNOT TAKE THIS

COUTURENESS.

MISS THING, I KNOW MY BODY LOOKS

RIGHT.

THIS LICORICE IS EXACTLY WHERE

I NEED TO BE LAYING.

>> MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH.

>> I WONDER IF HER PANTIES ARE

EDIBLE TOO.

>> THEY ARE.

>> DETOX.

VERY SPLENDA IN THE GRASS.

>> MY CANDY COUTURE LOOK, IT'S

DETOX.

IT'S ELECTRIC.

IT STILL HAS A LITTLE TOUCH

OF THE '80s.

>> "LOLLIPOPULENCE."

>> YES!

>> IS THAT SOME BLACK LICORICE

I SEE?

>> UH-HUH.

LICORICE AND LACE.

COMING UP...

WHICH ONE OF YOU SWEETHEARTS

DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN

THE TOP THREE?

[dramatic music]

>> [laughing]