While You Were Working: The Best Restored Jesus Painting Halloween Costume

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  •  It's only October 3rd, and we already might have the best Halloween costume of 2012: Restored Jesus Painting!

  • Bristol Palin thinks her mother Sarah is "way hotter" than Julianne Moore, who won an Emmy for portraying her. Okay, sure, whatever.
  • AfterElton has 5 tips for saving the critically-panned sitcom Partners.
  • Conner Habib takes on how to be a top or a bottom in this week's Ask the SEXpert.
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson just got back together, and they're already getting married? Or is it just Wacky Weekly Wednesday...
  • Don't forget, four mystery queens from RuPaul's Drag Race will be sharing their thoughts about the first presidential debate tonight right here starting at 9 pm Eastern. You know that's the debate commentary you most want to see!