If the current season of Real Housewives of New York is teaching us anything–besides how to baby wipe ones vagina after pissing in a puddle on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike–it's that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is back in a big way.
After being reduced to a "Friend Of A Housewife" during Season 7, a newly single de Lesseps has emerged as this season's renegade wild card.
Fresh off a Twitter rant that could rival even Kanye, LuAnn appeared on What What Happens Live to tease that this season's without-a-doubt best one-liner, "Be cool. Don't be all like uncool," might find its way onto your gym mix.
Naturally, brimming with excitement about the thought of a "Money Can't Buy You Class" for a new generation, I tweeted at my fave New York City housewife to get a confirmation.
Could "Don't Be All Like Uncool," be 2015's Song of Summer? Here's hoping.