Madonna's got the whole planet in her hands now ... and she's rubbing her booty up on it! Damn, I still love her! I'm sure this isn't true, but she doesn't even look that outrageously Photoshop-ed to me ... hotness.

Madge apparently worked with Steven Meisel, the photographer behind her sex book - remember that? - for her upcoming VF spread.

And I know I complained about the Hard Candy cover art, but I actually think this teaser commercial for the album is totally brilliant and racy! ...