You know you have thought about what your Real Housewives tagline would be if you were ever asked to be a part of the massively popular Bravo reality franchise.

When out singer Sam Smith and legend Patti LaBelle were on Watch What Happens Live this week, a viewer called in and asked Smith what his tagline would be—and his answer took everyone, including Ms. Patti, by surprise.

"I think it would just be: 'I'm a dick monster,'" answered Smith as the Clubhouse audience erupted in laughter.

"What would the definition of a 'dick monster' be?" asks Andy.

"It's when you hunt for the dick," Smith then explains, as a wide-eyed Miss Patti finally speaks up with her signature "whoooo."

The WWHL producers react to Smith's answer the only appropriate way, with a soundbite from Ms. Patti's iconic performance at the 1996 White House National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony.

"Where my background singers?!"

Our thoughts exactly. Watch her hilarious reaction in the clip below.