In a previous column, I gave you over 250 superb names for drag queens, from Isabelle Ringing and Constance Craving to Maura DaSame and Tilda End. And now, it’s the ladies’ turn!
I’ve assembled no fewer than 100 appellations that are royally good for drag kings. Feel free to put them on, along with some facial hair.
First, here are some actual drag kings’ names
Aiden N. Abetting
Mo B. Dick
And now, here are the ones I brilliantly thought up myself
Drag kings as The Village People.
Al O. Pecia
All About Yves
Da Doo Ron Ron
Don Yee Now
Hank E. Panky
Juan Night Stand
Rich N. Famous
Drag king Melodie Rousseau.
Wim N. Wigor
Got it? And I even gave you an extra one! Have you all decided which of my suggestions you’ll adopt, along with a swagger and some crotch socks?
Great, but first guess which of the drag king names that I gave was also one of the drag queen ones? Like certain celebrities, it can go either way. Start thinking...