The 100 Best Drag King Names

Jacques Itch! Aasif Ucare! Viggo Together!

In a previous column, I gave you over 250 superb names for drag queens, from Isabelle Ringing and Constance Craving to Maura DaSame and Tilda End. And now, it’s the ladies’ turn!

I’ve assembled no fewer than 100 appellations that are royally good for drag kings. Feel free to put them on, along with some facial hair.

First, here are some actual drag kings’ names

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NEW YORK - AUGUST 12: Performer Murray Hill at the Bust Magazine's 15th Anniversary celebration at the South Street Seaport on August 12, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Mark Von Holden/WireImage)

Murray Hill.

Adam Apple

Aiden N. Abetting

Ben Dover

Cole Waters

Justin Saine

Luke Warm

Manny Nuff

Mo B. Dick

Murray Hill

Rider Gently

Roman Holiday

Rusty Nutz

And now, here are the ones I brilliantly thought up myself

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Drag kings: a group of lesbian women dressed as The Village People. London, UK, 1995. (Photo by: Paul Hartnett/PYMCA/Universal Images Group via Getty Images)

Drag kings as The Village People.

Aasif Ucare

Al O. Pecia

All About Yves

Armand Hammer

Armie Intelligence

Art Class

Basil Chicken

Beef Stu

Ben Ghazi

Bing Cherries

Bjorn Again

Brad Winner

Chester Drawers

Christopher Street

Chuck Wagon

Claude Formation

Clay Oven

Colin Oscopy

Da Doo Ron Ron

Dennis Appointment

Denzel Sharpener

Dick Hertz

Don Yee Now

Drew Pictures

Dustin Shelves


Dramatic senior woman in a man's suit holding a Martini.

Emil Nitrite

Evan Nescent

Ewan Troublegirl


Forrest Fire

Frank Opinion

Gordon Weasel

Graham Crackers

Hal Itosis

Hank E. Panky

Hans Up

Harold Square

Heinrich Maneuver

Herb Vinaigrette

Howie Doing

Hugh DaMann

Hugh Dog

Hugo Gurl

Jack Shit

Jacques Itch

Jason Rainbows

Jim Bunny

Joao Wow

Joe Mama

Jordan Almonds

Juan Night Stand


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Ken Do

Lee Way

Lime Ricky

Manuel Labor

Marco DaVampire

Marshall Arts

Mason Dixon

Mason Jar

Matt Boner

Max Doubt

Miles High

Morgan Stanley

Moses Supposes

Ned Worth

Noah Vail

Oscar Contender

Otto Pilot

Owen DaMoney

Perry Stalsis

Reed Faster

Reggie Burger

Rich N. Famous

Rock Solid


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Drag king Melodie Rousseau.

Sal Monella

Sammy Colon

Smart Alec

Stan Alone

Super Mario

Ted Talk

Top Jeff

Viggo Together

Vin Dication

Vito Power

Warren Piece

Will Reading

Wim N. Wigor

Woody Splinters

Yul Log

Got it? And I even gave you an extra one! Have you all decided which of my suggestions you’ll adopt, along with a swagger and some crotch socks?

Great, but first guess which of the drag king names that I gave was also one of the drag queen ones? Like certain celebrities, it can go either way. Start thinking...

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