Fall officially starts next Monday, September 23, but if you've been to a grocery story or Starbucks lately, you've surely noticed that every pumpkin spice-flavored product in existence is currently available. From PSL-flavored cereal to festive Spam, the sheer array of autumnal products on the market is truly astonishing.
Hell, now you can even feel like you're in a pumpkin patch the next time you take a sniff of your favorite poppers.
The boutique "farm to disco" tape cleaner producer Double Scorpio has released the special edition product for fall—and promises that it is "anything but basic."
"Pumpkin Spice Latte is our newest scent just in time for sweater weather," reads the product description on Double Scorpio's website. "Whether youʼre a festive top or an autumnal bottom, Pumpkin Spice Latte will warm your heart with a scent thatʼs anything but basic."
Double Scorpio has produced special holiday flavors before, of course, so we shouldn't be surprised that they've finally tackled fall's favorite flavor. These poppers can be yours for the low, low price of $24. They're limited edition so get 'em while they're still available.
Let the #Thotumn festivities commence. And in the words of pop star and LGBTQ ally Charli XCX, "Gay rights!"