It's not enough that Chris Meloni has the best butt on television. The former Law and Order: SVU star wants us to know he's pretty blessed in the front of his pants, too.

This week Meloni posted the photo below on Facebook, along with a caption reading, "I will stare at your genitalia until u feed me.... #dogpsychology." Y'know that's exactly what we said when we saw this picture.

And somewhere Jon Hamm is crying himself to sleep.