They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but that's untrue when it comes to fashion magazines. Each month we dissect covers far and wide using our patented Anna Wintour rating system.
Florals, butterflies, pastels, Jesus references—there's no doubt spring has sprung at the newsstand!
Iggy, 2015 isn’t the only thing you need to erase. Worry about sweating the small stuff in 2016, too, like those distracting rings and that what-year-is-it-again belt thing. Keep trying. Flash forward!
Why do all of Hollywood’s new actresses look like Keira Knightley? Daisy Ridley’s January Glamour UK cover was sooo much more flattering than Gal’s, probably thanks to the Force!
But this top looks like someone on Project Runway stuck a bunch of sticks of Trident wrappers together for some weird bubble-gum challenge.
The flow of this restrained Versus Versace dress reflects quite literally, but also throughout the tone and composition of the entire image. It creates focus as well as an overall sense of harmony that feels so effortless—more so than the whole walking-on-water business.
The newsstand cover is a snoozefest, but that photo of "falconer Aniston" from the cover shoot is making us hope she'll soon be playing some long lost Targaryen relative on Game of Thrones. (In that dress and all.)
Harper’s Bazaar Australia
There’s what the editors were going for with this shot, and then there's what we all see when we look at it.
There’s a lesson to be learned: Don’t shoot the cover right after lunch! Natalie Portman deserves none of this schmutz!
Ok now, Kerry, we see you there in formation, slaying in Shinola’s Cassius Clay sweatshirt. Actually, Elle has been slaying all year with candid portraits that are such a nice change from the let’s-shoot-someone-on-location-but-drop-out-the-background-in-Photoshop covers of yesteryear.
Harper’s Bazaar Man (Singapore)
While we know (and love) every single one of the youngest Jonas brothers' muscles, you don’t need to be this hulking, Nick.
Also: Why’d you cut off all your hair, bro?
After British GQ’s weird, five-cover homage to David Beckham earlier this year, this cover is such a simple yet inviting image that shows off the pieces he’s wearing as much as the piece that he is.
Tina Fey got swallowed by words on the cover of Town and Country,but here the huge logo and blurbs gel in proportion to the subject.
And it’s just so nice to see a guy in something other than a suit on the cover of GQ.
Love that Broad City is back, but we can't say "yaaas queen" to this cover. (Especially not when Interview had Abbi and Ilana in this epic shoot in March.)
The too-direct flash and over-the-top self-referencing makes this feel like a Target ad promoting an exclusive DVD box set.
March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, but there’s nothing sheepish about Lupita Nyong’o's first InStyle cover.
Out on the circuit for the The Jungle Book remake, she is so well-styled in this intricate Proenza Schouler dress. And InStyle is not letting up as they evolve their redesign: Such powerful styling, crisp photography and beautiful fonts. Nailed it.
How far they’ve come!
Harper’s Bazaar UK
If there’s anything to take away from this Robin Wright cover, it’s that it's damn hard being First Lady—even when you’re Claire Underwood.
Robin looks so sleepy on this cover, but that candy-striped top is not the right pick-me-up. They should’ve just let the House of Cards costume designers style her here.
While we took half an Anna off for that weird placement of Maisie Williams' right hand, overall Arya Stark is bolstering her presence as a fashion maven in this gorgeous Preen dress.
Man of the World
When you’re a hunk like Henry Cavill, why wear clothes ever? No, really—is he wearing a choir robe here? Never has a collar so prominently distracted. And the words just get so lost on the bottom. Not super, MoTW.
Nicki Minaj always pulls off eye-catching covers that look fun, despite her reputation for being "difficult."
Here, Nicki looks like she just raided a thrift-store toy chest in Boca Raton. And we mean that as a compliment.
Town & Country
In what unsurprisingly just looks like an extension of her American Express campaign, Tina looks fabulous—and skeptical of all the huge words that are about to swallow her. Shut. It Down.
But seriously, everyone who reads this magazine has to have an American Express, right?
Rihanna is an elegant, shiny flamingo in this Tom Ford number.
Whereas Jennifer Aniston’s walking-on-water cover is cohesive, here the pop of the dress against the backdrop is less effective. How does a glimmering outfit like this come off so dull?
RiRi is working it, of course, creating those ripples and running the world. But her tattoo is not doing this look any favors.
Across the pond, though, RiRi is the finest spring cowgirl in this white floral getup. (It’s shiny, but no rhinestones. Whew!)
Two Vogue covers in the same month gives us a rare chance to compare and contrast. Immediately you can see how they're serving very different readers.
Men’s Health UK
So many things to love about this: Lose fat by eating carbs! Vegan muscle food! Joe Manganiello!
But seriously—ALL the demerits for making his ass look flat. How is that even possible?
Sally Draper, you stop that pouting this instant! Kiernan Shipka looks like she was told she’d be the only dream teen mouthing off on this cover, but got to the shoot and saw the other two and made this face.
If Willow and Zendaya hadn’t already perfected their "this bitch?" glares, they did that day.
Kiernan Shipka is also angry that Grimes exists for editors to call when they used to call her for Teen Vogue covers.
While that snake-like headpiece is our favorite part of this peak-Urban Outfitters look, how long do you think Grimes can sit still like that?
Zayn's pose on this cover is a mirror image of how we felt when we first saw it—stopped dead in our tracks. It makes you want to run to the nearest water fountain for relief.
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