Certified Freak Lady Bunny Leaves Us Parched With Her "WAP" Parody

"DAP" is for "post-menopausal women like us," says the drag legend.

It's time to update the Great American Songbook: Lady Bunny has released a tasteful new parody.

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion broke the internet earlier this month with “WAP,” their raunchy ode to female sexuality. The song was an instant phenomenon, and since a good drag queen never passes up the opportunity to poke fun at a popular song, Bunion has recorded a parody with her sister, drag legend Flotilla DeBarge.

"We were so inspired by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's anthem 'Wet Ass Pussy,' that we did our version for post-menopausal women like us," Bunny says in the intro to "DAP."

Even though she's been self-isolating, Bunion has been busy these past few months. She roasted RuPaul’s Drag Race girls as co-host of the Werq the World livestreams with her rotted sister, Bianca Del Rio. She has also used her quarantine time to create a new show, Lady Bunny is C#NT-AGIOUS!, and she even left the house to perform at Voss Events' recent live experience Drive ’N Drag.

In the video for "DAP," Bunny and Flotilla rap about being dry down there, comparing themselves to bread, sawdust, and shredded wheat and warning potential partners that "this pool ain't wet, so don't take a dive."

"So grab some lotion or lube and enjoy this end of summer celebration of wrongness and dry ass pussy! I would say it's NSFW, but no one has jobs nowadays," Bunny said in a statement about "DAP." "Please have a therapist on hand after viewing. And thanks for watching!"

Watch "DAP" below, but don't say we didn't warn you!