To herald Shia LaBeouf's return to the spotlight (and, one hopes, sanity), singer Rob Cantor has released an amazing live performance video of his 2012 song, "Shia LaBeouf," with some help from the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles, the Argus Quartet, the West Los Angeles Children’s Choir, aerial artists, mask-wearing dancers and others.

The song imagines the listener is running terrified through the woods with the Transformers star hot on your heels and eager  to turn you into human tartare.

Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.)

He’s brandishing a knife. (It’s Shia Labeouf.)

Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.

Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.)

Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.)

Eating all the bodies, actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.

Guess it's no coincidence his last name means "the beef," huh?

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